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MUM:-Didn't-I-tell-you-if-a-st

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP CARRY ON !!!!"

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what-is-the-real-tradgedy-of-f

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye ;)

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a-girl-sitting-in-examination-

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga

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Samandar-k-Kinaray-Bethay-hain

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......

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Whose-mother-had-the-most-pain

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
Still thinking...
SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said - "maiy nikla gadi lay kay"

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For-India,-its-Ind.For

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

For India, its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Australia its Aus.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what's for
Brazil & London.

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15-to-20-saal-ki-larki-footbal

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,

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Raat-ko-sirf-3-tarah-ke-log-ja

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot - insan ko darane k liye..
Machar - insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife - insan ko banane ke liye

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Tum-duniya-k-un-chandh-insano-

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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K
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Kash

Us din

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Ek-sharif-admi-shadi-k-bad-apn

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri Zindagi ho
Rahat ho Tamanna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye b aj se ap hi VIJAY ho AMIR ho aur MUKESH ho.

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Aap-ki-personality-per-aik-she

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai,

soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe ga,

Wah Wah,

tou chutiya tha chutiya hai aur chutiya rahe ga,

Wah Wah..>

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Aisi-Kon-c-Chez-Hai.jo-Wom

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= " W "

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Ka

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Qus:-Why-girls-cry-on-wedding-

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|

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SHARABI.-Janoo-tumhare-LIPS-ki

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.

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Yeh-sookha-andar-jata-haAu

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Yeh sookha andar jata ha
Aur
Gila bahir ata ha
Phele chota hota ha
Phir yeh mota hota ha
Jab ye andar rehta ha to yeh red kar deta ha
Thori dair hilane k baad jab ise bahir nikalo to

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When-an-apple-is-Green,-it-is-

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for...

NADRA I D CARD ...or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna.....:-)

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Boss-To-Secretory:-Book-My-Tic

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam "D.K.BOSE" Likhwana....!
Werna Airport Pe Mera Naam "BOSE.D.K" Announce Hota Hai.... ;->

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One-day-you-will-ask-me-what-i

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life

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Never-waste-an-opportunity-2-s

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

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If-I-were-to-describe-true-luv

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

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