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LIFE-BRINGz-KABHI-KHUSHI-KABHI

Girl:-sorry-sir-u-can't-smoke-

Jake-n-Jill-went-up-da-hill-

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Jake n Jill went up da hill
to fetch a pail ov water
God know wat they did there
And came bak wid a Daughter.

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ek-sardarji-ko-ekdin-office-ja

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

ek sardarji ko ekdin office jaaney mein der ho gayee, usne bus stop jaakar dekha ki ek bus us hi waqt bus stop chhorke jaa raha tha. sardaarji bus ke peeche peeche bhaagne laga, aur driver ko chilla c

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Girl-while-reporting-abt-her-r

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Girl while reporting abt her rape 2 policeman who was a sardar. She started 1 of them dragg me down the other1 grabbed my left boob & 3rd on my right boob, 1st one started 2 suck them, then they parte

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MUM:-Didn't-I-tell-you-if-a-st

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP CARRY ON !!!!"

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what-is-the-real-tradgedy-of-f

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye ;)

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a-girl-sitting-in-examination-

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga

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Samandar-k-Kinaray-Bethay-hain

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......

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Whose-mother-had-the-most-pain

December 23, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
Still thinking...
SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said - "maiy nikla gadi lay kay"

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For-India,-its-Ind.For

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

For India, its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Australia its Aus.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.


Then what's for
Brazil & London.

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15-to-20-saal-ki-larki-footbal

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,

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Raat-ko-sirf-3-tarah-ke-log-ja

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot - insan ko darane k liye..
Machar - insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife - insan ko banane ke liye

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Tum-duniya-k-un-chandh-insano-

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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K
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Kash










Us din

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Ek-sharif-admi-shadi-k-bad-apn

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri Zindagi ho
Rahat ho Tamanna ho!





Biwi: Mere liye b aj se ap hi VIJAY ho AMIR ho aur MUKESH ho.

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Aap-ki-personality-per-aik-she

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai,

soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe ga,

Wah Wah,

tou chutiya tha chutiya hai aur chutiya rahe ga,

Wah Wah..>

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Aisi-Kon-c-Chez-Hai.jo-Wom

December 18, 2007 +92-345-456-6641

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= " W "


W-OMAN


CO-W


Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Ka

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