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A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
 kaat lungi
 sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga

A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
 We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
 Then why did u die before me?

Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
 gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
 laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar r
 

Raat k 2 bajay bahoo k kamray se aik aadmi nikla aur bhaag gya..
 Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na kaha
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Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
 ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k '10 rupaye me
Chachi
 ki Chat lo'.

Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali
Ko
 Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K
 Kaam aye ga...
 

gal:hw many siblings u hav?
 boy:m d nly 1
 gal:kyun? baap me dum nehi tha kya?
 boy:n how many r u?
 gal:8
 boy:kyun?baap ko aur koi kaam nehi tha
 

Ager apne apni ma ka doodh pia ha to is sawal ka jawab
Serf "haan" ya "na" ma dein
" kia apko gand merwane ka shok khatum hogaya"

Train ma aik aurat apne huby s boli: aj suhag rat ha, kuch karo na
Huby: Dekho samne likha ha "chalti train ma upper cherhna mana ha

Adhi rat ko admi apni moti biwi s:Begum sisak sisak k merna acha ya
aik dam merna,
Begum: Aik dum.
Admi: acha to apni dosri tang b mere upper rakh do

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