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Khamosh palkon se jb anso bikhr jate hai

Ap kya jano ap ktne yad ate hein

Ajj b usi mor pe khare hein

jahan ap ne kaha tha k thehro hum PAKORY le k atey hain

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
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Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

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Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)

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Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

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A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,

Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,

Jinko Preshan na kar'o to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte. . . ;->

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Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
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Brillantly ansrd by bf on breakup
Gf: Tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabhi nahi mil sakti.
Bf: Chill swthrt,Jab mujhe tu pasand hi nahi toh tere jaisi Kyon dhundu

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Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam

Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi Maa kasam.

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