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This iz Crime Story.. Five Elived in a Room, Namely.. MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom, MAD Called Police.. MAD: Iz it Police Station..?? Police: Yes, What iz the Matter..?? MAD: SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. Police: Are You MAD..?? MAD: Yes, I'm MAD. Police: Don't You have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN iz in B

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Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

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Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”

Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

  • MeR@J
  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|

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  • meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com
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