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Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi

2007-07-20 03223174319

Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

waqar

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Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or D

2007-07-20 03223174319

Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla Kuch dino ka bad bacha nikla No1. Bacha Namaz Perhta huwa Nikla No2. Bacha Tasbi parhta huwa Nikla No3. Anday say bacha na nikla to Murghi pareshan ho gai phir anday sa awaz aye Ammi jan mai Aetekaf me betha ho pareshan na hon

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun kar

2007-07-20 03223174319

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

waqar

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Teacher asked all students to

2007-07-20 f_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family".
One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay.
The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class,
and her essay goes on as.......
She wrote:
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi,
husband aur wife dono gareeb they,
do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!<

Naureen

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khu

2007-07-20 telenor0346@yahoo.com

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!

rehan

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