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Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx

  • Sadia Ameen
  • 0300-2702598

explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

  • Sadia Ameen
  • 0300-2702598

Kitna Bekar Janwar Hai
Duniya Is Ko Nakara Hi Samajhti Hai
Is Main Aqal B Nahi Hoti
Magar Is Bechare Ki Himmat To
Dekho Ye Sms Kitne Ghor Se Per Rhaa Hay

  • yahya
  • 0322-2819533

I really deeply wish tat u r here I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  • Fahad Aslam
  • 0321-9277370

tumhe hame missed call
karne ki aisi sajaa mile

ki aaye....

ki aaye tumhe
joro ki tatti our karne
ki jagah na mile. (korba)

  • Mukesh Rathore
  • muk_rat708@yahoo.com

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

  • HIRA 0331-67548

Teacher: Tum Late Q aaye..?

Student: Ammi abbu Lar rahe thay..

Teach: Wo Lar rahe thay to Tum Late Q aaye..?

stUd: Kya karta mera..
1 Joota Ammi k pass tha or 1 Abbu k pass.../ :-D

  • Naureen
  • Faizanno1@hotmail.com

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

  • Admin
  • F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

  • Admin
  • F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

  • Admin
  • F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com
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