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A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.

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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
"I've lost my electron." The other says,
"Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive...

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What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator said
"Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...

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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause,
"send me a brother". santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother".

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Sign post outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,
Wait for the Lecturers!".

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What is a difference between a Kiss,
a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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