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A Very Nice observation The World's Happiest Couples never have the "Same Nature"...........
They just have the best "Understanding of their Differences..........!!!

  • Fahad Aslam
  • f_Alwayzurz@hotmail.com

Santa: Mujhse panga na le, main sher da puttar haan!!
Banta: Yaar santa, ek gal ta das, sher ghar aaya si ya aunty jungle gayi si..

  • Anil.k. Godara
  • ak.godara3@yahoo.com

A girl asked Pappu!!! Woh kya h jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?



Pappu: Legs
Girl: Woh kya h jo tumhari pent mein hai or meri salwar mein nahin hai?



Pappu: Pocket,
Girl: Woh kya h jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte h?


Pappu: Neend
Girl: Woh kya h jo ladki pehli baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pannu kan me

  • Anil.k. Godara
  • ak.godara3@yahoo.com

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

  • M Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity

  • Fahad Aslam
  • f_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

Wife : You are changed after marriage.
You take no interest in me now.
Husband: Dear I told you before marriage
that I can never be interested in married women.

  • Fahad Aslam
  • f_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your

book from your bag and study.

  • Fahad Aslam
  • f_alwayzurz@hotmail.com


Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
mera hath jitna

  • Asma
  • asma123@hotmail.com

Major Rohail:
Hamara ek b bacha nhi,
Tumhe pta hai kuttiya ek time pr 6 bache pyda
Krti hai
.
Anti Misba:
6 bachon k lye wo 26 kutton k sath SEX bhe
krti hai

  • Asma
  • asma123@hotmail.com

Anti Misba ko Alladin ka cheragh mela
Anti Misba ne Cheragh ko raagra
Cheragh main se Ohh aah ki awaz aai
Ur
SPERM nikalna shuru ho gae

  • Asma
  • asma123@hotmail.com
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